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Behavior In Pagan Groups

What Behavior(s) is Totally Unacceptable in Pagan Groups?

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Spitting in the chalice.

Putting "Possess me" signs on other coveners on Samhain.

Saying that "The Spirits only possess the pretty ones anyway, no worries for you!" on Samhain.

Thinking "Ya'all come back now, ya hear?" is an acceptable dismissal of the watchtowers and the lord and lady.

Sneezing on the cakes and then claiming it was an air blessing.

Making your first robe out of clear cling wrap.

Bringing the "Squashed Fairy book" along to Circle's Fairy calling event.

Inviting the spirits of roadkill to join in on Samhain.

Buying a chainsaw as an athame.

Buying potting soil, bottled water, compressed air, and candles then trying to bring them back used to the store because you hear "The earth, the air, the fire, the water, return, return, return, return".

Yelling HAIL THOR everytime you break wind.

Wearing REALLY BIG sleigh bells as part of your ritual attire during meditation.


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